The Golden Rule
1. Life is not fair; get used to it.
2. The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself.
3. You will not make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice president with a car, until you earn both.
4. If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn’t have tenure.
5. Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping; they called it opportunity.
6. If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
7. Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to your talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rainforest from the parasites of your parents’ generation, try “delousing” the closet in your own room.
8. Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades; they’ll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to anything in real life.
9. Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.
10. Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
11. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.
1．生活并不公平，去适应它。
2．这个世界不会顾及你的自尊，却期望你在自我感觉良好前有所成就。
3．刚走出高中校门，你不可能一年挣到4万美元。你不会成为配有轿车的副总裁，直到你挣到两者为止。
4．如果你认为你的老师是严厉的，当你有了老板时等着瞧吧！他是无限期任职的。
5．烙汉堡包不会有损你的尊严。你的祖父母对烙汉堡包有不同的描述，他们叫它为“机遇”。
6．如果你身处困境，你的父母并没有过错，所以不要对自己的过错发牢骚，要从中吸取教训。
7．你还没出生时，你的父母并不像现在这样令人厌烦。他们是在支付你的账单，洗你的衣服，倾听你说自己有多酷的过程中，才变成这样的。所以，在你从父母那一辈的寄生虫手中拯救雨林之前，试着把你自己房间壁橱里的“虱子”驱除了吧！
8．你的学校或许已经没有胜者和败者之分，但生活还有。有些学校已废止了“不及格”制度，他们尽可能多地给你寻找正确答案的机会。但在现实生活中，却丝毫没有与之相似之处。
9．生活不会分学期。你没有暑假可以休息，并且很少有老板有兴趣帮助你发现自我，在属于自己的时间里做吧！
10．电视不是真实的生活。事实上，在现实生活中，人们不得不离开咖啡馆而回到工作中去。
11．友善地对待卑微之人。因为可能碰巧你会为他工作。
1. Flipping burgers not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word burger flipping; they called it .
2. Before you were , your parents weren’t as boring as they are . They got that way from paying your , cleaning your clothes and listening to your ______about how cool you are.
3. Life is not divided semesters. You don’t get summers and very few employers are interested in helping you yourself. that on your own time.
1. 生活并不公平，去适应它。
2. 你的学校或许已经没有胜者和败者之分，但生活还有。
3. 你没有暑假可以休息，并且很少有老板有兴趣帮助你发现自我，在属于自己的时间里做吧！
1. Life is not fair; get used to it.
get used to：习惯于……
2. If you mess up, it’s not your parents’fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
mess up：陷入困境；搞糟
