The Descent.
Christ look upon us in this city, And keep our sympathy and pity Fresh, and our faces heavenward, Lest we grow hard.
-THOMAS ASHE.
'BUT YOU CAN'T DO IT, you know,' friends said, to whom I applied for assistance in the matter of sinking myself down into the East End of London.'You had better see the police for a guide,' they added, on second thought, painfully endeavoring to adjust themselves to the psychological processes of a madman who had come to them with better credentials than brains.
'But I don't want to see the police,' I protested.'What I wish to do, is to go down into the East End and see things for myself.Iwish to know how those people are living there, and why they are living there, and what they are living for.In short, I am going to live there myself.'
'You don't want to live down there!' everybody said, with disapprobation writ large upon their faces.'Why, it is said there places where a man's life isn't worth tu'pence.'
'The very places I wish to see,' I broke in.
'But you can't, you know,' was the unfailing rejoinder.
'Which is not what I came to see you about,' I answered brusquely, somewhat nettled by their incomprehension.'I am a stranger here, and I want you to tell me what you know of the East End, in order that I may have something to start on.'
'But we know nothing of the East End.It is over there, somewhere.' And they waved their hands vaguely in the direction where the sun on rare occasions may be seen to rise.
'Then I shall go to Cook's,' I announced.
'Oh, yes,' they said, with relief.'Cook's will be sure to know.'
But O Cook, O Thomas Cook & Son, pathfinders and trail-clearers, living sign-posts to all the world and bestowers of first aid to bewildered travellers- unhesitatingly and instantly, with ease and celerity, could you send me to Darkest Africa or Innermost Thibet, but to the East End of London, barely a stone's throw distant from Ludgate Circus, you know not the way!
'You can't do it, you know,' said the human emporium of routes and fares at Cook's Cheapside branch.'It is so- ahem- so unusual.'
'Consult the police,' he concluded authoritatively, when Ipersisted.'We are not accustomed to taking travellers to the East End; we receive no call to take them there, and we know nothing whatsoever about the place at all.'
'Never mind that,' I interposed, to save myself from being swept out of the office by his flood of negations.'Here's something you can do for me.I wish you to understand in advance what I intend doing, so that in case of trouble you may be able to identify me.'
'Ah, I see; should you be murdered, we would be in position to identify the corpse.'
He said it so cheerfully and cold-bloodedly that on the instant Isaw my stark and mutilated cadaver stretched upon a slab where cool waters trickle ceaselessly, and him I saw bending over and sadly and patiently identifying it as the body of the insane American who would see the East End.
'No, no,' I answered; 'merely to identify me in case I get into a scrape with the "bobbies."' This last I said with a thrill; truly, Iwas gripping hold of the vernacular.
'That,' he said, 'is a matter for the consideration of the Chief Office.'
'It is so unprecedented, you know,' he added apologetically.
The man at the Chief Office hemmed and hawed.'We make it a rule,'
he explained, 'to give no information concerning our clients.'
'But in this case,' I urged, 'it is the client who requests you to give the information concerning himself.'
Again he hemmed and hawed.
'Of course,' I hastily anticipated, 'I know it is unprecedented, but-'
'As I was about to remark,' he went on steadily, 'it is unprecedented, and I don't think we can do anything for you.'
However, I departed with the address of a detective who lived in the East End, and took my way to the American consul-general.And here, at last, I found a man with whom I could 'do business.' There was no hemming and hawing, no lifted brows, open incredulity, or blank amazement.In one minute I explained myself and my project, which he accepted as a matter of course.In the second minute he asked my age, height, and weight, and looked me over.And in the third minute, as we shook hands at parting, he said: 'All right, Jack.
I'll remember you and keep track.'
I breathed a sigh of relief.Having built my ships behind me, Iwas now free to plunge into that human wilderness of which nobody seemed to know anything.But at once I encountered a new difficulty in the shape of my cabby, a gray-whiskered and eminently decorous personage, who had imperturbably driven me for several hours about the 'City.'
'Drive me down to the East End,' I ordered, taking my seat.
'Where, sir?' he demanded with frank surprise.
'To the East End, anywhere.Go on.'
The hansom pursued an aimless way for several minutes, then came to a puzzled stop.The aperture above my head was uncovered, and the cabman peered down perplexedly at me.
'I say,' he said, 'wot plyce yer wanter go?'
'East End,' I repeated.'Nowhere in particular.Just drive me around, anywhere.'
'But wot's the haddress, sir?'
'See here!' I thundered.'Drive me down to the East End, and at once!'
It was evident that he did not understand, but he withdrew his head and grumblingly started his horse.
