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第8章 In which Sir Jeoffry encounters his offspring(4)

She discovered on the walls many trophies that attracted her,but these she could not reach,and could only gaze and wonder at;but on an old oaken settle she found some things she could lay hands on,and forthwith seized and sat down upon the floor to play with them.

One of them was a hunting-crop,which she brandished grandly,until she was more taken with a powder-flask which it so happened her father,Sir Jeoffry,had lain down but a few minutes before,in passing through.He was going forth coursing,and had stepped into the dining-hall to toss off a bumper of brandy.

When he had helped himself from the buffet,and came back in haste,the first thing he clapped eyes on was his offspring pouring forth the powder from his flask upon the oaken floor.He had never seen her since that first occasion after the unfortunate incident of her birth,and beholding a child wasting his good powder at the moment he most wanted it and had no time to spare,and also not having had it recalled to his mind for years that he was a parent,except when he found himself forced reluctantly to pay for some small need,he beheld in the young offender only some impudent servant's brat,who had strayed into his domain and applied itself at once to mischief.

He sprang upon her,and seizing her by the arm,whirled her to her feet with no little violence,snatching the powder-flask from her,and dealing her a sound box on the ear.

"Blood and damnation on thee,thou impudent little baggage!"he shouted."I'll break thy neck for thee,little scurvy beast;"and pulled the bell as he were like to break the wire.

But he had reckoned falsely on what he dealt with.Miss uttered a shriek of rage which rang through the roof like a clarion.She snatched the crop from the floor,rushed at him,and fell upon him like a thousand little devils,beating his big legs with all the strength of her passion,and pouring forth oaths such as would have done credit to Doll Lightfoot herself.

"Damn THEE!--damn THEE!"--she roared and screamed,flogging him.

"I'll tear thy eyes out!I'll cut thy liver from thee!Damn thy soul to hell!"And this choice volley was with such spirit and fury poured forth,that Sir Jeoffry let his hand drop from the bell,fell into a great burst of laughter,and stood thus roaring while she beat him and shrieked and stormed.

The servants,hearing the jangled bell,attracted by the tumult,and of a sudden missing Mistress Clorinda,ran in consternation to the hall,and there beheld this truly pretty sight--Miss beating her father's legs,and tearing at him tooth and nail,while he stood shouting with laughter as if he would split his sides.

"Who is the little cockatrice?"he cried,the tears streaming down his florid cheeks."Who is the young she-devil?Ods bodikins,who is she?"For a second or so the servants stared at each other aghast,not knowing what to say,or venturing to utter a word;and then the nurse,who had come up panting,dared to gasp forth the truth.

"'Tis Mistress Clorinda,Sir Jeoffry,"she stammered--"my lady's last infant--the one of whom she died in childbed."His big laugh broke in two,as one might say.He looked down at the young fury and stared.She was out of breath with beating him,and had ceased and fallen back apace,and was staring up at him also,breathing defiance and hatred.Her big black eyes were flames,her head was thrown up and back,her cheeks were blood scarlet,and her great crop of crow-black hair stood out about her beauteous,wicked little virago face,as if it might change into Medusa's snakes.

"Damn thee!"she shrieked at him again."I'll kill thee,devil!"Sir Jeoffry broke into his big laugh afresh.

"Clorinda do they call thee,wench?"he said."Jeoffry thou shouldst have been but for thy mother's folly.A fiercer little devil for thy size I never saw--nor a handsomer one."And he seized her from where she stood,and held her at his big arms'length,gazing at her uncanny beauty with looks that took her in from head to foot.

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