登陆注册
26520100000054

第54章 THE FALSE PHOTOGRAPHER(1)

When,as lately,events have happened that seem (to the fancy,at least)to test if not stagger the force of official government,it is amusing to ask oneself what is the real weakness of civilisation,ours especially,when it contends with the one lawless man.I was reminded of one weakness this morning in turning over an old drawerful of pictures.

This weakness in civilisation is best expressed by saying that it cares more for science than for truth.It prides itself on its "methods"more than its results;it is satisfied with precision,discipline,good communications,rather than with the sense of reality.But there are precise falsehoods as well as precise facts.Discipline may only mean a hundred men ****** the same mistake at the same minute.And good communications may in practice be very like those evil communications which are said to corrupt good manners.Broadly,we have reached a "scientific age,"which wants to know whether the train is in the time-table,but not whether the train is in the station.I take one instance in our police inquiries that I happen to have come across:the case of photography.

Some years ago a poet of considerable genius tragically disappeared,and the authorities or the newspapers circulated a photograph of him,so that he might be identified.The photograph,as I remember it,depicted or suggested a handsome,haughty,and somewhat pallid man with his head thrown back,with long distinguished features,colourless thin hair and slight moustache,and though conveyed merely by the head and shoulders,a definite impression of height.If I had gone by that photograph I should have gone about looking for a long soldierly but listless man,with a profile rather like the Duke of Connaught's.

Only,as it happened,I knew the poet personally;I had seen him a great many times,and he had an appearance that nobody could possibly forget,if seen only once.He had the mark of those dark and passionate Westland Scotch,who before Burns and after have given many such dark eyes and dark emotions to the world.But in him the unmistakable strain,Gaelic or whatever it is,was accentuated almost to oddity;and he looked like some swarthy elf.He was small,with a big head and a crescent of coal-black hair round the back of a vast dome of baldness.Immediately under his eyes his cheekbones had so high a colour that they might have been painted scarlet;three black tufts,two on the upper lip and one under the lower,seemed to touch up the face with the fierce moustaches of Mephistopheles.His eyes had that "dancing madness"in them which Stevenson saw in the Gaelic eyes of Alan Breck;but he sometimes distorted the expression by screwing a monstrous monocle into one of them.

A man more unmistakable would have been hard to find.You could have picked him out in any crowd--so long as you had not seen his photograph.

But in this scientific picture of him twenty causes,accidental and conventional,had combined to obliterate him altogether.The limits of photography forbade the strong and almost melodramatic colouring of cheek and eyebrow.The accident of the lighting took nearly all the darkness out of the hair and made him look almost like a fair man.The framing and limitation of the shoulders made him look like a big man;and the devastating bore of being photographed when you want to write poetry made him look like a lazy man.Holding his head back,as people do when they are being photographed (or shot),but as he certainly never held it normally,accidentally concealed the bald dome that dominated his slight figure.Here we have a clockwork picture,begun and finished by a button and a box of chemicals,from which every projecting feature has been more delicately and dexterously omitted than they could have been by the most namby-pamby flatterer,painting in the weakest water-colours,on the smoothest ivory.

I happen to possess a book of Mr.Max Beerbohm's caricatures,one of which depicts the unfortunate poet in question.To say it represents an utterly incredible hobgoblin is to express in faint and inadequate language the license of its sprawling lines.The authorities thought it strictly safe and scientific to circulate the poet's photograph.They would have clapped me in an asylum if I had asked them to circulate Max's caricature.But the caricature would have been far more likely to find the man.

同类推荐
热门推荐
  • 摇曳的百合

    摇曳的百合

    爱是人群中多看的一眼,却竟掀起多少恩怨情仇,错综复杂,万劫不复.到底一个单纯但聪明的小职员是如何步步成长并成功俘虏上市集团主席的心,又为何“机关算尽反累卿卿”,且听“我”慢慢道来......
  • 五行吾心

    五行吾心

    在一个原本平凡的世界里,却隐藏着不为凡人所知金、木、水、火、土五行元素,魔法师、剑士、拳师、控兽师等隐秘的职业。许多不可思议的事情在同一个世界中悄悄的发生,悄悄的结束,或许我们一辈子也不会遇到。一个普通的大学女生在机缘巧合之下,得知了这一切,是偶然还是必然?她又该面临着怎样的抉择,是接受还是放弃?看一个柔弱女生如何在踏出属于自己的人生道路。。。。。。
  • 超级纨绔学生

    超级纨绔学生

    原本只是想看吉泽女神大片的杨逸,意外获得一套无敌花丛系统。为了升级系统,他不得不去泡古板严肃的熟女,性感火爆的美女老师,性格温顺如水的小护士..........一朝流连花丛艳,从此节操是路人。
  • 吾名为王

    吾名为王

    剑与扇的速度都快到极致,这平淡多年的竹林也被毁了一片。又一阵翠绿的竹叶雨飘落,冰冷的剑光直逼少女心口,铁打的扇子也紧贴少年脖子。
  • 超武小农民

    超武小农民

    习武种田坚毅,撩妹坑敌纯洁,江湖械斗惜命。他坚毅,纯洁,惜命,立志做一个比武者还要厉害的小农民。力斗野猪,叱咤江湖,农民手段高。青梅竹马,识美天下,农民魅力足。感谢阅文书评团提供书评支持!
  • 抢个美男做相公

    抢个美男做相公

    女汉子相亲三十五次失败,穿越一哈成了香饽饽,抢了美男关家里,招惹首富之子欢喜闹腾出感情,太子殿下一见她得了相思病。喂喂,她只是想好好创业的好不好,世子殿下别闹,一边玩去。宅斗宫斗商场斗!智斗婆婆,恶斗宫妃,生死交加,爱恨情仇,阴谋误会,轮番上阵。女汉子的世界,你懂?且看女汉子抱得美男归,挣钱养家养包子。等等,他的美男相公不是花瓶吗?怎么那么多秘密?【情节虚构,请勿模仿】
  • 网游仙葫

    网游仙葫

    这是一个喜欢蛤蟆的家伙用《仙葫》的设定写的一本类似《蜀山》的书!
  • 酷虫学校1

    酷虫学校1

    酷虫学校是一个什么样的学校?蝗虫校长认为,“这里危机四伏,有的坏学生会借口忘带午餐而吃掉老师!”甲虫班班长狼蛛001认为,“这里虫虫平等,谁也不会歧视一只杂虫,尤其是像我这样长着毒牙的杂虫。”甲虫班的虎甲同学认为,“这是一个很棒的学校,因为到处都是美味的同学。”
  • 人性禁岛1

    人性禁岛1

    为了躲避追杀,曾经的雇佣兵杀手追马隐匿身份,沉溺于小镇酒馆和女人中间,考在海岛间做贸易维生。一次出海去克罗泽群岛的途中,为救助一个日本女人而杀死几名恶徒。寡不敌众下,他带着日本女人,偷渡上船的十六岁未婚妻和一个苦命的小女孩,跳船逃生,漂落到了一座荒岛。命运从此改变!他们要面对鳄鱼群、巨熊、蟒蛇和更多从未见过的海岛生物甚至封闭环境中进化的“鬼猴”。为了使身边的女人不再遭受苦难,她再度回复了杀戮机器的本性,在林谷和泥淖中,在生与死的边缘奔跑着,渴望篡改死亡名册。可离奇诡异的危险,一再出现,不给他们任何喘息的机会。
  • 花前有感,兼呈崔相

    花前有感,兼呈崔相

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。