Saturday at Alton College, nominally a half holiday, was really a whole one. Classes in gymnastics, dancing, elocution, and drawing were held in the morning. The afternoon was spent at lawn tennis, to which lady guests resident in the neighborhood were allowed to bring their husbands, brothers, and fathers--Miss Wilson being anxious to send her pupils forth into the world free from the uncouth stiffness of schoolgirls unaccustomed to society.
Late in October came a Saturday which proved anything but a holiday for Miss Wilson. At half-past one, luncheon being over, she went out of doors to a lawn that lay between the southern side of the college and a shrubbery. Here she found a group of girls watching Agatha and Jane, who were dragging a roller over the grass. One of them, tossing a ball about with her racket, happened to drive it into the shrubbery, whence, to the surprise of the company, Smilash presently emerged, carrying the ball, blinking, and proclaiming that, though a common man, he had his feelings like another, and that his eye was neither a stick nor a stone. He was dressed as before, but his garments, soiled with clay and lime, no longer looked new.
"What brings you here, pray?" demanded Miss Wilson.
"I was led into the belief that you sent for me, lady," he replied. "The baker's lad told me so as he passed my 'umble cot this morning. I thought he were incapable of deceit.""That is quite right; I did send for you. But why did you not go round to the servants' hall?""I am at present in search of it, lady. I were looking for it when this ball cotch me here " (touching his eye). "A cruel blow on the hi' nat'rally spires its vision and expression and makes a honest man look like a thief.""Agatha," said Miss Wilson, "come here."
"My dooty to you, Miss," said Smilash, pulling his forelock.
"This is the man from whom I had the five shillings, which he said you had just given him. Did you do so ?""Certainly not. I only gave him threepence.""But I showed the money to your ladyship," said Smilash, twisting his hat agitatedly. "I gev it you. Where would the like of me get five shillings except by the bounty of the rich and noble? If the young lady thinks I hadn't ort to have kep' the tother 'arfcrown, I would not object to its bein' stopped from my wages if I were given a job of work here. But--""But it's nonsense," said Agatha. "I never gave you three half-crowns.""Perhaps you mout 'a' made a mistake. Pence is summat similar to 'arf-crowns, and the day were very dark.""I couldn't have," said Agatha. "Jane had my purse all the earlier part of the week, Miss Wilson, and she can tell you that there was only threepence in it. You know that I get my money on the first of every month. It never lasts longer than a week. The idea of my having seven and sixpence on the sixteenth is ridiculous.""But I put it to you, Miss, ain't it twice as ridiculous for me, a poor laborer, to give up money wot I never got?"Vague alarm crept upon Agatha as the testimony of her senses was contradicted. "All I know is," she protested, "that I did not give it to you; so my pennies must have turned into half-crowns in your pocket.""Mebbe so," said Smilash gravely. "I've heard, and I know it for a fact, that money grows in the pockets of the rich. Why not in the pockets of the poor as well? Why should you be su'prised at wot 'appens every day?""Had you any money of your own about you at the time?""Where could the like of me get money?--asking pardon for ****** so bold as to catechise your ladyship.""I don't know where you could get it," said Miss Wilson testily;"I ask you, had you any?"
"Well, lady, I disremember. I will not impose upon you. Idisremember."
"Then you've made a mistake," said Miss Wilson, handing him back his money. "Here. If it is not yours, it is not ours; so you had better keep it.""Keep it! Oh, lady, but this is the heighth of nobility! And what shall I do to earn your bounty, lady?""It is not my bounty: I give it to you because it does not belong to me, and, I suppose, must belong to you. You seem to be a very ****** man.""I thank your ladyship; I hope I am. Respecting the day's work, now, lady; was you thinking of employing a poor man at all?""No, thank you; I have no occasion for your services. I have also to give you the shilling I promised you for getting the cabs.
Here it is."
"Another shillin'!" cried Smilash, stupefied.
"Yes," said Miss Wilson, beginning to feel very angry. "Let me hear no more about it, please. Don't you understand that you have earned it?""I am a common man, and understand next to nothing," he replied reverently. "But if your ladyship would give me a day's work to keep me goin', I could put up all this money in a little wooden savings bank I have at home, and keep it to spend when sickness or odd age shall, in a manner of speaking, lay their 'ends upon me. I could smooth that grass beautiful; them young ladies 'll strain themselves with that heavy roller. If tennis is the word, I can put up nets fit to catch birds of paradise in. If the courts is to be chalked out in white, I can draw a line so straight that you could hardly keep yourself from erecting an equilateral ******** on it. I am honest when well watched, and Ican wait at table equal to the Lord Mayor o' London's butler.""I cannot employ you without a character," said Miss Wilson, amused by his scrap of Euclid, and wondering where he had picked it up.
"I bear the best of characters, lady. The reverend rector has known me from a boy.""I was speaking to him about you yesterday," said Miss Wilson, looking hard at him, "and he says you are a perfect stranger to him.""Gentlemen is so forgetful," said Smilash sadly. "But I alluded to my native rector--meaning the rector of my native village, Auburn. 'Sweet Auburn, loveliest village of the plain,' as the gentleman called it.""That was not the name you mentioned to Mr. Fairholme. I do not recollect what name you gave, but it was not Auburn, nor have Iever heard of any such place."
"Never read of sweet Auburn!"
