While these victories and defeats were taking place in the course of time,many strange things happened at home.The young King,as he grew up,proved to be very unlike his great father,and showed himself a miserable puny creature.There was no harm in him-he had a great aversion to shedding blood:which was something-but,he was a weak,silly,helpless young man,and a mere shuttlecock to the great lordly battledores about the Court.
Of these battledores,Cardinal Beaufort,a relation of the King,and the Duke of Gloucester,were at first the most powerful.The Duke of Gloucester had a wife,who was nonsensically accused of practising witchcraft to cause the King's death and lead to her husband's coming to the throne,he being the next heir.She was charged with having,by the help of a ridiculous old woman named Margery (who was called a witch),made a little waxen doll in the King's likeness,and put it before a slow fire that it might gradually melt away.It was supposed,in such cases,that the death of the person whom the doll was made to represent,was sure to happen.Whether the duchess was as ignorant as the rest of them,and really did make such a doll with such an intention,I don't know;but,you and I know very well that she might have made a thousand dolls,if she had been stupid enough,and might have melted them all,without hurting the King or anybody else.
However,she was tried for it,and so was old Margery,and so was one of the duke's chaplains,who was charged with having assisted them.Both he and Margery were put to death,and the duchess,after being taken on foot and bearing a lighted candle,three times round the City,as a penance,was imprisoned for life.The duke,himself,took all this pretty quietly,and made as little stir about the matter as if he were rather glad to be rid of the duchess.
But,he was not destined to keep himself out of trouble long.The royal shuttlecock being three-and-twenty,the battledores were very anxious to get him married.The Duke of Gloucester wanted him to marry a daughter of the Count of Armagnac;but,the Cardinal and the Earl of Suffolk were all for MARGARET,the daughter of the King of Sicily,who they knew was a resolute,ambitious woman and would govern the King as she chose.To make friends with this lady,the Earl of Suffolk,who went over to arrange the match,consented to accept her for the King's wife without any fortune,and even to give up the two most valuable possessions England then had in France.So,the marriage was arranged,on terms very advantageous to the lady;and Lord Suffolk brought her to England,and she was married at Westminster.On what pretence this queen and her party charged the Duke of Gloucester with high treason within a couple of years,it is impossible to make out,the matter is so confused;
but,they pretended that the King's life was in danger,and they took the duke prisoner.A fortnight afterwards,he was found dead in bed (they said),and his body was shown to the people,and Lord Suffolk came in for the best part of his estates.You know by this time how strangely liable state prisoners were to sudden death.
If Cardinal Beaufort had any hand in this matter,it did him no good,for he died within six weeks;thinking it very hard and curious-at eighty years old!-that he could not live to be Pope.
This was the time when England had completed her loss of all her great French conquests.The people charged the loss principally upon the Earl of Suffolk,now a duke,who had made those easy terms about the Royal Marriage,and who,they believed,had even been bought by France.So he was impeached as a traitor,on a great number of charges,but chiefly on accusations of having aided the French King,and of designing to make his own son King of England.
The Commons and the people being violent against him,the King was made (by his friends)to interpose to save him,by banishing him for five years,and proroguing the Parliament.The duke had much ado to escape from a London mob,two thousand strong,who lay in wait for him in St.Giles's fields;but,he got down to his own estates in Suffolk,and sailed away from Ipswich.Sailing across the Channel,he sent into Calais to know if he might land there;
but,they kept his boat and men in the harbour,until an English ship,carrying a hundred and fifty men and called the Nicholas of the Tower,came alongside his little vessel,and ordered him on board.'Welcome,traitor,as men say,'was the captain's grim and not very respectful salutation.He was kept on board,a prisoner,for eight-and-forty hours,and then a small boat appeared rowing toward the ship.As this boat came nearer,it was seen to have in it a block,a rusty sword,and an executioner in a black mask.The duke was handed down into it,and there his head was cut off with six strokes of the rusty sword.Then,the little boat rowed away to Dover beach,where the body was cast out,and left until the duchess claimed it.By whom,high in authority,this murder was committed,has never appeared.No one was ever punished for it.
There now arose in Kent an Irishman,who gave himself the name of Mortimer,but whose real name was JACK CADE.Jack,in imitation of Wat Tyler,though he was a very different and inferior sort of man,addressed the Kentish men upon their wrongs,occasioned by the bad government of England,among so many battledores and such a poor shuttlecock;and the Kentish men rose up to the number of twenty thousand.Their place of assembly was Blackheath,where,headed by Jack,they put forth two papers,which they called 'The Complaint of the Commons of Kent,'and 'The Requests of the Captain of the Great Assembly in Kent.'They then retired to Sevenoaks.The royal army coming up with them here,they beat it and killed their general.Then,Jack dressed himself in the dead general's armour,and led his men to London.
